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Do have to thank Abhi Shek for sending in this……

  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing
  • You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” – That’s Advertising.
  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.Marry me.” – That’s Telemarketing.
  • You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” That’s Public Relations
  • You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition.
  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –That’s Customer Feedback.
  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap.
  • You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share.
  • You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich Marry me!” your wife arrives. – That’s Barriers to new entrants.
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One Comment

  1. thts nice !!!!


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